I won’t say a word,
But I think he knows…
1 week ago on April 5th, 2014 » via
(289 notes)

Other Worlds: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
[Das as Clementine & Blair as Joel]

"…Our files are confidential Miss Waldorf so we can’t show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Mr. Humphrey was not happy and he wanted to move on. We provided that possibility."

I am writing a fic based on this concept. You can read it here.

1 week ago on April 5th, 2014 » via
(192 notes)


DAIR POLITICAL AU: blair as president and dan as her VP

part 2: the campaign.

"i’ve never been interviewed live before." "don’t worry, virgin, i’ll talk you through it."

the rules for a presidential candidate the day of a live debate are similar to those of a patient pre-surgery. no caffeine or alcohol twelve hours prior, wear comfortable clothing, and make sure your affairs are in order. you never know what could go wrong in a flash.

blair waldorf knows the drill. once upon a time, she was the first lady of the united states. now she’s a divorced presidential candidate, on the campaign trail with only democratic party sycophants and her vice president, dan humphrey, to talk to.

dan is a senator. he makes delicious coffee, and he writes his own speeches. all this hand-shaking and baby-hugging must be making her soft in the head, because if it weren’t for that terrible haircut and his grandfather’s “lucky” tie, blair might think she’d begun to understand the humphrey appeal…

1 week ago on April 5th, 2014 » via
(73 notes)

Did you come all the way to Brooklyn just to yell at me? Because that’s really not necessary.
Yes, it is.

1 week ago on April 5th, 2014 » via
(138 notes)

au: blair is a vampire

1 week ago on April 4th, 2014 » via
(100 notes)

Was researching divorce law part of your wedding prep? Because that should have been your first sign.

2 weeks ago on April 3rd, 2014 » via
(223 notes)